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Pastimes : The Big Tex House of Coin

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To: BigTex who wrote (4366)7/9/1999 5:29:00 PM
From: Robert B.  Read Replies (3) of 19297
 
Here's one for Mr. Whackoffski...

The Top 15 "Star Wars" Euphemisms for Masturbation

15> Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon
14> Grooming the Wookie
13> Making the Kessel Run
12> Polishing Vader's Helmet
11> Evacuating Tatooine
10> Unsheathing the Meatsaber
9> Releasing the Special Edition
8> Jumping to Delight Speed
7> Communicating with Red Leader One
6> Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo
5> Tinkering With the R2 Unit
4> Manually Targeting the Rebel Base
3> Performing the Jedi Hand Trick
2> Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears

and the Number 1 "Star Wars" Euphemism for Masturbation ...
1> Test Firing the Death Star
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