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To: Justa Werkenstiff who wrote (6681)7/10/1999 11:44:00 AM
From: Carl R.  Read Replies (2) of 15132
 
CR Newswire Newsflash ****************

11:43 Eastern time

CRNewswire.com announced today a takeover offer for Monkey.com. Spokesperson Carl R. stated "Monkey.com has pioneered an important concept, monkey investing, and has shown that monkeys are actually much better investors than most humans since they are able to ignore the conventional wisdom of diversification and hedging, and are able to capture maximum returns by placing 100% of their investments in internet stocks, stocks which will always go up regardless of the underlying profitability of the sector."

He continued "With other continents such as Africa only beginning to be wired for the internet we believe that Monkey.com is well positioned in a key growth area. As internet access within the jungle becomes increasingly common we anticipate that there will be a dramatic increase in monkey business on the web, and that in particular monkey daytrading will become commonplace. In fact we believe that ultimately monkeys will dominate the daytrading area. Furthermore we are excited about adding Raven to our management team, and we believe the that the intelligence and leadership of Raven will allow CRNewswire.com additional growth opportunities."

This news release contains forward looking statements that bear no relationship to events likely to happen. Investments in CRNewswire.com are not suitable for any investors.

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