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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: Bald Eagle who wrote (1180)7/13/1999 10:09:00 AM
From: Susie924   of 2380
 
THREE DOCTORS

Three doctors are waiting in line to get into the pearly
gates. St. Peter walks out and asks the first one, "What
have you done to enter Heaven?"

"I am a pediatrician and have brought thousands of the
Lord's babies into the world."

"Good enough to enter the gates," replied St. Peter and
in he goes. The same question is asked of the second
doctor.

"I am a general practitioner and go to Third World countries
three times a year to cure the poor." St. Peter is impressed
and allows him through the gates. The third doctor steps up
in line and knowing the question, blurts out, "I am a director
of a HMO."

St. Peter meditates on this for a while and then says, "Fine,
you can enter Heaven...but only for 2 days."
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