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Gold/Mining/Energy : Agnico-Eagle Mines Ltd. - AGE (U.S. AEM)
AEM 213.48+3.9%Jan 22 3:59 PM EST

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To: Yogizuna who wrote (290)7/13/1999 12:45:00 PM
From: Robert J Mullenbach  Read Replies (1) of 1612
 
Thought you might like these ....

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An addition to the periodic table of elements:

Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)

Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may
freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if
mishandled.

Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong
affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.
Volatile when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food.
Turns slightly green when placed next to a shinier specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of
wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.

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