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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions

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To: Vision21 who wrote (1194)7/14/1999 11:08:00 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 2380
 
Black holes are where God divided by zero.

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

Change is inevitable... except from vending machines
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