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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions

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To: Bald Eagle who wrote (1212)7/15/1999 12:08:00 PM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 2380
 
CITY OF LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM

NAME: __________________GANG: __________________

1. Johnny has an AK47 with a 40 round clip. If he
misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each
driveby shooting,how many driveby shootings can he
attend before he has to reload?

2. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is
$65 for each trick, how many tricks will each have to
turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?

3. Jerome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make
20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?

4. Willis gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a
Chevy, and $100 for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's
and 3 4x4's, how many Chevys will he have to steal to
make $800?

5. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got
$10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife is
spending $100 per month, how much money will be left
when he gets out of prison and how many years will he
get for killing the witch that spent his money?

6. Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27
girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the
gang has Hector knocked up?

7. If the average spray can covers 22 feet and the
average letter is 8 square feet, how many letters can a
tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?

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