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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions

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To: Vision21 who wrote (1215)7/16/1999 10:43:00 AM
From: Barney   of 2380
 
A fellow is going on a tour of a factory that produces
various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown
the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples.

The machine makes a loud hiss-pop! noise.

"The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold,"
explains the guide. "The popping sound is the needle
poking a hole in the end of the nipple."

Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where
condoms are manufactured.

The machine makes a noise: 'Hiss. Hiss. Hiss. Hiss-
pop!"

"Wait a minute!" says the man taking the tour, "I
understand what the 'hiss, hiss,' is, but what's that
'pop!' every so often?"

"Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle nipple
machine," says the guide. "It pokes a hole in every
fourth condom."

"Well, that can't be good for the condoms!"

"Yeah, but it's great for the baby-bottle nipple
business!"

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