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Pastimes : Things That Annoy Me

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To: mph who wrote (3059)7/16/1999 11:01:00 AM
From: mr.mark  Read Replies (2) of 4023
 
if she's having probs with aggressive drivers, i think she ought to do whatever is necessary to give herself the "freeway freedom" she so richly deserves. here's how this can be achieved quickly...

she should don a short, silver-blue wig (old lady's hair), slide way down in the seat so she barely sees over the steering wheel, put her left turn signal on and leave it on, and drive at 55. (if she could find a 1963 ford falcon with a 3-speed on the column, that would seal it.)

by doing the above, she assures herself of any lane she wants, any time she wants it. she simply moves over confidently, without looking, and all the aggressive drivers will be standing on their brakes and staying out of the "little old lady's" way.

ya think?

:)

mark
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