sung to tune of "the beverly hillbillies"
Come and listen to a story 'bout our poor stock thread,
holdin' portfolios that are damn near dead,
But then one day we was talking to a picker,
then them portfolios was growin' rather quicker..."
Big bucks, that is... 5 or 6 digits......
Well, the first thing ya know the whole thread has millionares,
The kinfolk said "hey thread, move away from here".
They said "wall st. is the place ya oughta be",
So we bought some limo's and we moved to NYC...
The big apple that is.....the empire state....lots of cement...
On our first day in town we met donald trump,
gave us a tip that was no pump and dump,
so we hurried to the market to grab a bunch of shares,
all the brokers said "that stock hasn't moved in years"
nowhere...nada....from .015 to .017 and back again.....
well the next day at noon the stock was 50 bucks,
all us on the thread had our own u-hual trucks,
we loaded up the cash and went our merry way,
know'in we'd be back to get some more one day.
cash that is....mucho deniro.....big coin....
Now the moral of the story is not to buy the "pump",
you will end up broke as you get it in the rump,
stay away from meade and good old coopermaster,
youll find yourself gettin rich a whole lot faster.
Y'all come back now... ya hear'
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