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To: Alan Smithee who wrote (7262)7/16/1999 7:04:00 PM
From: Mr.Manners  Read Replies (2) of 12754
 
Kay it ain't so, Foxy

The town council of Gold Hill, OR, voted to fire Police Chief Foxxx Dress
for selling Mary Kay cosmetics out of her cruiser and praying on
behalf of a suspect she believed was possessed by the devil. Foxy, who
was the town's only paid police officer, also reportedly required suspects to
profess their faith in God before she would release them.

Reportedly criminals lined up to be frisked by Police Chief Foxy. In fact, this intrepid reporter underwent such a frisking just last week - and has another appointment tomorrow, if he can only think of a crime first.

Polce Chief Foxy has said, 'if dey has a hidden weapon, I will find it.'
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