A lady teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day.
It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard.
Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the male students. She quickly
turned and asked,"
What's so funny Johnny?"
"Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters."
"Get out of my classroom, I don't want to see you for three days."
The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to
title the assignment; she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard.
Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She
quickly turns and asks,"What's so funny Billy?"
"Well teacher, I just saw two of your garters."
"Get out of my classroom, I don't want to see you for three weeks."
Embarassed and frustrated, she drops the chalkbrush when she turns around
again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an all out laugh
from another male student. She quickly turns to see Peter leaving the
classroom.
"Where do you think you are going?" she asks.
"Well teacher, from what I just saw, my school days are over." |
