Two old ladies are sitting on the porch at the old
folks home.
One turns to the other and asked "Jean, you were
married a long time, did you and your husband have
mutual orgasm?"
The other little old lady sat and rocked for a minute
and said,
"No, I think we had State Farm"
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Two more ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing
nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks,
"Do you still get horny?"
The other replies, "Oh sure I do."
The first old lady asks, "What to you do about it?"
The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."
After a few moments, the first old lady asks,
"Who drives you to the beach?" |
