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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: Susie924 who wrote (1239)7/19/1999 7:43:00 PM
From: Katt-000  Read Replies (1) of 2380
 
Here you go Susie, this one's for you....

****************LAWS FOR WOMEN TO LIVE BY********************

Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.

Remember: you are known by the idiot you accompany.

Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all there.

Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be let out alone.

Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.

Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

Women don't make fools of men -most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

If you want a committed man look in a mental hospital.

The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times men wouldn't ask for directions.

If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.

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