The Six Foot Cockroach
A man is sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rings. When he answers the door, a 6 foot tall cockroach is standing there. The cockroach punches him between the eyes and takes off.
The next evening, the man is sitting at home when again, the doorbell rings. He answers the door, the cockroach is there again. This time, it punches him, kicks him and karate chops him and runs away.
The third evening, the man is sitting at home when the doorbell rings. He stupidly opens the door, and surprise! The cockroach is there yet again. It knocks him down, leaps on him and stabs him several times before making off. The gravely injured man manages to crawl to the telephone and dial 911 before passing out.
The next morning, the doctor is doing his rounds. He asks our hero what happened, so the man explains about the 6 foot cockroach's vicious attacks, culminating in the near fatal stabbing.
The doctor nods with deep compassion, thinks for a moment and says, "Yes, there is a nasty bug going around." |
