> Subject: Creation...
>
> Moses' account of the creation in the book of Genesis is so familiar
> and so entrenched in our cultural heritage that many accept as actual
> historic fact the assertion that Woman was created from one of Adam's
> ribs.
>
> Last week, at a dig in the escarpments along the western shore of the
> Dead Sea, archeologists have uncovered ancient, original texts that
> predate Moses' writings by 1,300 years. Translated, their account of
> life's beginnings on earth are much more scientifically plausible ...
>
> "and God created Woman, giving her three breasts to nurse her young.
> And God spoke, saying to her, "I have created thee as I see fit. Is
> there anything about thee that thou would prefer differently?"
>
> And Woman spoke, saying, "Lord, I am not made to birth whole litters, I
> need but two breasts."
>
> And God said,."Thou speak wisely, as I have created thee with wisdom."
> There was a crack of lightning, and it was done, and Woman stood
> holding her third breast in her hand.
>
> "Now just what am I going to do with this useless boob?" Woman
> exclaimed......
>
> ........And so it was, God created Man."
>
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