A OPENS LETTER TA DA PEOPLES WHO WORK ATS GNET
Laydees n Gentelmens who works ats GNET, GNET sharholdars, dis is indeed an awe-spissush O-K-shun. ALL GNET sharholdars get up on yor feet and give da fine folks at GNET a standin O. Get up an do it now. Way to go GNET, tank U 4 da hard work U all do. U R smart peoples n we sharholdars tanks U.
Now dat we has taken da tine to cel-E-brate, it is tine ta get back ta work. Dar is much 2 do n U peoples R da peoples 2 do it. GNET is killin AOL and da other top 20 so it is no tine ta let up now.
Da very bestus ting you can do in biznuss is hurt yor comp-PO-tishun while U is helpin yorself, dats whut da Media Metrix numburs shows. GNET is gettin eye balls udders R not, n quick!
So fine peoples at GNET I Jed, yor loyal sharholder since U wuz a little bitty baby ast U to reach inside of U and find yor very best and give it every day. THINK, THINK SMART, n blow sum peoples out of yor way as U climb higher in da top ten.
GNET Salespeoples you havs ammo! Joe customer wants to no why he shood spend monies advertising wid U. Simples, "when U advertise wid GNET we get U smart eye balls, top ten eyeballs and dats what U really wants Mr. Customer, the most eye balls U can get 4 yor buck. Eye balls and if you are really lucky, growth of eye balls, nue eye balls, here R da numburs, look 4 yorself we is out growin dem all. Are you ready to grow wid us? Here is the pen Mr. Customer, we wonts let you down."
GNET Managements, hard to tell U guys any ting, whut evvar U is doin, keeps doin it, and do more of it. You R buildin 1 of American's bestus recent American dream stories since Bill Hewlett and David Packard started a two man business out of a Palo Alto garage. Tink of whair GNET has cum from n how fast. PLEEEEASE don't let up now. Go 4 da throat, dis is biznuss, put em away. U guys R smart n U work hard an I tank U.
Russell, Tank U. Tanks 4 da hard works an da very smart tinkin. Small wondar U hav a cult followin. Imagin dat, a CEO wid a cult followin. Russ, I'm gettin up, I just gav U an all da peoples at GNET a standin O. Way 2 go.
My heartfelt tanks,
yor frend (and long, long, tine sharholdar) Jed |
