UNION HOUSE
A dedicated shop steward was at a convention in Las Vegas
and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got
to the first one, he asked the Madame, "Is this a union
house?"
"No, I'm sorry it isn't," she said.
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" he
inquired.
"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," the Madame replied.
Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off
down the street in search of a more equitable shop.
His search continued throughout the night until finally he
reached a brothel where the Madame said, "Why yes, this is
a union house."
"And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" he asked.
"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20," said the Madame.
"That's more like it!" the man said. He looked around the room
and pointed to a stunningly attractive redhead. "I'd like her
for the night," he said.
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madame, ... gesturing to
an unattractive old woman in the corner, "... but Bertha here
has seniority!"
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