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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: Susie924 who wrote (1288)7/23/1999 10:21:00 AM
From: Barney   of 2380
 
The Top 15 Signs You've Hired The Wrong Marriage
Counselor

15. Degree on the wall reads "Doctor of Swingology."

14. Keeps repeating, "If you can't change course, you
must divorce."

13. "I'm afraid there's not much you can do with a
penis that small."

12. Her latest book: "Women Are From Venus, Men Are
Lyin' Bastards"

11. "Just shut up and screw" doesn't seem like very
good advice.

10. After you've earned enough "session points", you
get to choose either a Louisville Slugger or a Tazer
gun.

9. When you and your spouse claim sexual
incompatibility, he throws a couple of pillows on the
floor and says, "Prove it."

8. "Communication, schmunication - let's talk about
'backdoor love'..."

7. "Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Dr. Ike Turner will see you
now."

6. You quickly discover that his motto, "Don't worry,
be happy" is pretty much the extent of his knowledge of
the English language.

5. Always takes Hillary's side.

4. In order to open the lines of communication, she
begins the first session by hooking your genitals up to
a car battery and tossing your wife the keys.

3. Agrees with husband that a request to "honk on Bobo"
is foreplay enough.

2. "Mrs. Jones, I believe your husband is correct. You
are a whiny bitch."

1. Her last name has six hyphens.

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