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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: Susie924 who wrote (1288)7/23/1999 10:22:00 AM
From: Barney   of 2380
 
For all you Campers out there...Sixteen Steps to Build a
Campfire

1. Split dead limb into fragments and shave one
fragment into slivers.
2. Bandage left thumb.
3. Chop other fragments into smaller fragments
4. Bandage left foot.
5. Make structure of slivers (include those embedded in
hand)
6. Light Match
7. Light Match
8. Repeat "a Scout is cheerful" and light match.
9. Apply match to slivers, add wood fragments, and blow
gently into base of fire.
10. Apply burn ointment to nose.
11. When fire is burning, collect more wood.
12. Upon discovering that fire has gone out while out
searching for more wood, soak wood from can labeled
"kerosene."
13. Treat face and arms for second-degree burns.
14. Relabel can to read "gasoline."
15. When fire is burning well, add all remaining
firewood.
16. When thunder storm has passed, repeat steps.
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