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Non-Tech : The Screaming Green Messiahs
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To: Jim Bishop who wrote (980)7/24/1999 5:05:00 PM
From: Cytotekk  Read Replies (2) of 1229
 
Jim, a bit of an off color weekend diversion:

Three explorers
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Three explorers were traveling in the jungle when they were captured by a tribe of cannibals. They were taken before the chief who told them they would be killed and eaten unless they could pass one test. They were to go into the jungle, gather ten pieces of fruit and return to the village. They agreed. The first to return had 10 mangos. The chief told him he must stick them all up his ass, and should he show and sign of pain or make any sound he would be killed and eaten. He inserted the first and started on the second when he winced. The chief saw this and he was killed and eaten. The second returned with 10 berries. The chief told him the rules and he proceeded to stick berries up his butt. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and suddenly burst out laughing! The chief had him killed and he was eaten. The first explorer greeted the second in heaven and exclaimed: "My god! You were home free! Why did you start laughing???" The second explorer replied: "I couldn't help it. I was about to pu the 10th berry in when I saw Joe come out of the jungle with an armful of pineapples."

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Go GHCI, Cy of Orlando.
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