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Pastimes : Big Bang machine could destroy Earth

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To: Urlman who wrote (33)7/24/1999 6:58:00 PM
From: jbe  Read Replies (1) of 43
 
Plummeting sales force 3Com to release handheld big bang machine!!!!!

(Bet you didn't know that! Read on!)

It was not without some resignation or reservations or
trepidation or whatever, in his voice, that Joe 3Com,
CEO of 3Com Handheld Devices Corporation of Tustin,
today, announced the release today of a small
handheld device that fits in the palm of your hand and
can spray small beads of micro-black-holes across a
10 foot by 10 foot area to a depth of 3 inches, creating
a mini-big-bang in the face of whoever's standing
there, and possibly unleashing a chain of chain
reactions ultimately encompassing the rest of the
universe in endless chains of alternating big bangs
and black holes up the wazoo.


c3f.com

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