Doug, Don't know what you been smoking {Surrey home grown maybe}
Number 1 reason to sell gold:
NASA to launch satellite to capture and return to earth rare metalic meteorites. One NASA high ranking official said:"We warned FED chairmen, Greenspan in advance that we intend to by 2001, launch a satellite that will bring back a one mile long meteorite into low orbit over the Earth. Then using the shuttle, low powered explosive, we will disect that meteorite bringing the chunks back to earth in 50 ton units. Each chunk should have 19% Gold, 14% rare earth metals, and 25% nickle. This will be used to subsidize both the New space station, where the process will take place, and further launches of future space shuttles. We have already taken the first steps by launching satellites that will seek out high grades of gold and platinium in meteorites. We have found one 5 ton meteorite with 25% of Rhodium and Palladium. Which will make a new earth pass in 2000. Once our balance sheet show a positive cash flow we will be going public."
Also we do have a massive hedging program running for area 51, and our next division of high speed , high orbital craft. These vehicle, when turned on their sides, look like giant circular saws.
Now that's scary.
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