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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: Bald Eagle who wrote (1306)7/26/1999 8:57:00 AM
From: Katt-000   of 2380
 
Censored? You are a Wiseowl. I must have retained a bit more innocence than I realized... I was blushing terribly and no one even knew I read it. Here are some one liners more my speed.
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Dilbert's Words of Wisdom
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either.

2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound
they make as they go flying by.

3. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved
through a suitable application of high explosives.

7. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along
without it.

8. Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

9. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

10. I don't have an attitude problem.You have a perception problem.

11. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky
and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"

12. My Reality Check bounced.

13. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

14. I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

15. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

16. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

and the Best...

"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then
beat you with experience."
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