<I never married...especially to a guy like you> Lory, I don't recall proposing to you! Could I have been drunk one nite? Gosh darn y2kwillikers!
If you are saying i did,so I can be informed as you are implying that in your post, then please scan thru- written marriage proposals, love notes, signed marraige certs, pre-nup contracts, any such...
I wouldn't propose to you anyway....unless.....
1. you were slim and attractive, are you?
2. not over the hill-age-wise, are you?
3. a good cook and willing to cook for me each nite, are you?
4. willing to clean my home daily, are you?
5. willing to clean up and take care of the pets, are you?
6. really sexy, are you?
7. willing to do all your other normal wifey duties and with a smile,
are you?
8. when electricity goes down next year, willing to give up without a whimper, bleat, or whinnies, your facials, aerobics classes, manicures, pedicures, personal trainer, messauges, head shrinker, hair styling appointments, tarot card reader, daily cosmetic shopping trips, and other such???
9. willing to help out and walk to the nearest lake (about 1.5 miles away) to carry back water for drinking (T's great idea)????
Now, with your answers to the above, we can see just what kind of good little well-behaved wifey you would make!!!!
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