Well Ken, at least you have a sense of humor. In the same spirit of good humor, I'll tell you you a little about myself:
I am over the hill at 40 I suppose. I've been diligently preparing for Y2K for over two years. I have an artesian well (with my garage built above it..no kidding). I am so unbelievably attractive I can't go outdoors without causing some type of accident amongst the natives here. I've never found a "little man" who could deal with my beauty (most die in such horrific ways I shan't mention for fear of jinxing yet another innocent soul into falling under my spell).
I am filthy rich (yet I shower regularly to wash the stain of materialism from my perfect being). I was once an anthropologist -- I had to leave that career due to various tribes creating unending statues, icons, etc..of me due to my extraordinary goddess-like qualities. They stopped working...kaput......the constant petal throwing caused an allergic reaction (please, no roses) I am only now getting over......kerchew!!!
If you had proposed to me you would know it, and be forever wallowing in self-pity from the ultimate rejection -- no mere mortal could live with a woman like me, so perfect, so prescient, so.....I don't sew. I have people do those things for me, along with the usual: walking thru fire, trapping my food/quarry, jumping off bridges...
I could go on, but why? Well, back to the seriousness of life.
Be Well
Lorraine |
