Ken, I know that virtue is Wisdom and Human Knowledge is Bliss.
If you don't mind Ken, I'd like to give you a little advice about these Women libbers. They have always been my specialty, as I fell in love with a few of them in my day and even married one. This is how you deal with them;
1) On the first date tell them how much you espouse their ideals.
2) Now your their friend and ally, a true partner in regard to their values.
3) With this barrier removed, they are prepared to strut their stuff as a woman.
4) Now they are free to cook their first meal for You. Make sure to tell them how delicious and appetizing the dinner was. Eat alot. Let them know that the food was so great and so filling that you can't even get up to help them clean the dishes and pots. Apologize.
5) During desert tell them that you are an absolute putz and do not know how to do laundry. In the same breath, make sure you tell them that Friendship is the basis of Romance and Friendship is an EQUAL relation.
6) Take her dancing: Cha Cha, Tango, Disco, whatever she wants.
7) After you danced your heart out, tell her you are buying a beeper, especially for HER so she can beep you whenever she likes, whenever a problem arises. Now the libber knows You are pledging to be there for Her Emotional Rescue. Like any woman, she LOVES that.
8) Take her home. Be a gentleman. Let her Dream about You. You know she will test you and beep the next day. Return her call immediately.
9) She wants to see you again right away. She insists you come over tonight.
10) Tell her that you can't because you have to bring your laundry to a cleaning service and must wait till their done as you have run out of clean socks.
11) Like most women, the libber has no intention of waiting. She promptly tells you that she will do your laundry if you come over right away.
12) Tell the libber that she does not have to do your laundry. It is not her responsibility; it is not fair to her. I can't let you do my laundry! Make a big commotion about this!
13) At this point, the libber is panicking but falling in Love with you.
14) The libber now screams out I want to do your laundry! Get over here right now!
15) Be a good boy. Do whatever she wants < VBG >. Give her Your Prize Possession < VBG >. Make Her Happy and Full of Joy.
16) Before you know it, the libber will be cooking all your meals and doing all Your Cleaning. Keep on telling her that she does not have to do this!
17) Now the libber is auditioning herself for that Wedding Ring. She does all your shopping, buys all your clothes and demands to know where you will be at each moment during the day.
18) The Libber is going for the Kill at this point. Nothing will stand in her way until she got you where she wants you.
19) She cooks you whatever you want. She does her hair exactly in the style you want it to be in. She dresses to suit your fancy every day of the week. She even takes an interest in your work and reads all the books you cherish.
20) This libber is obsessed with you. She worships you and calls you her teacher.
21) You marry the libber and live happily ever after.
22) Those libbers are the BEST!
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