This might be good for a few tears.
A redneck, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck. They
>found themselves stranded on a desert island. After being there a while,
>they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the
>sun go down. One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus
>clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance. As
>they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the redneck.
>Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the dog
>got
>jealous, growling fiercely until the redneck took his arm from around the
>sheep.
>After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but
>there was no more cuddling.
>A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The
>only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the
>redneck had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her,
>and they slowly nursed her back to health.
>When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their evening
>beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a
>warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the
>redneck started to get "those feelings" again. He fought them as long as
>he
>could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman,
>cautiously, and whispered in her ear...
>"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?" |
