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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: Susie924 who wrote (1324)7/28/1999 4:30:00 PM
From: Barney   of 2380
 
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE MARRIED TO A COP

10. When an argument starts.....he calls for backup.
9. Refers to the bedroom as, "The Pokey."
8. Calls passing gas the, "silent alarm."
7. Has a secret desire to see you in a Kevlar nightie.
6. Lots of references to the, "old night stick."
5. Never hear him say, "Oh man.....not donuts again!"
4. Refers to his winkie as the, "Breathalyzer"
3. Stops you during lovemaking to ask if you know how
fast you were going.
2. Handcuffs don't turn him on anymore.
1. Yes, that *is* a gun in his pocket!!!!!
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