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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions

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To: Susie924 who wrote (1324)7/28/1999 4:38:00 PM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 2380
 
UNFORGETTABLE WEDDING RECEPTION

If any of you guys out there have ever thought you have
balls, forget about it. This is a true story that just
happened at a wedding at Clemson.

This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the
wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage at
the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he
wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
distances, to support them at their wedding. He
especially wanted to thank the bride and groom's
families for coming.

To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and
everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a gift
from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair was
a manila envelope. He said that was his gift to everyone,
and told them to open it. Inside the manila envelope was
an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the
bride. (He must have gotten suspicious of the two of them
and hired a private detective to trail them.) After he
stood there and watched people's reactions for a couple
of minutes, he turned to the best man and said
Fuck You, he turned to the bride and said
Fuck You, and then said I'm out of here. He got the
marriage annulled the next day. While most of us would
have broken it off immediately after we found out about
the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway.

His revenge: making the bride's parents pay for a 300
guest wedding and reception, letting everyone know
exactly what did happen, and trashing the bride's and
best man's reputations in front of friends, family,
grandparents, etc.

This is his world, we just live in it.
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