Billwot: thanks! Please accept a laugh from me:
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One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge strange looking fish.
A man was walking by and said, "WOW!! What a nice Gauddam Fish!"
The sister said, "Sir, you shouldn't use God's name in vain."
The man said, "But that's the SPECIES of the fish --- a Gauddam Fish."
The sister said, "Oh, ok."
The Sister took the fish back home and said, "Mother Superior, look at the
Gauddam
Fish I caught."
Shocked, the Mother Superior said, "Sister, you know better than that."
The nun said, "That's the species of it --- a Gauddam Fish."
So the Mother Superior said, "Well, give me the Gauddam Fish and I'll clean
it."
While she was cleaning the fish, Monsignor walked in and Mother Superior
said,
"Monsignor, look at the Gauddam Fish that the sister caught."
Nearly fainting, Monsignor said, "Mother Superior, you shouldn"t talk like
that!"
Mother Superior said, "But that's the species of it --- a Gauddam Fish."
Monsignor said, "Well give me the Gauddam Fish and I'll cook it."
That evening at supper there was a new priest at the table, and he said,
"Wow, what a nice fish."
In reply, the sister said, "Thank-you, I caught the Gauddam Fish." And
Mother
Superior said, "I cleaned the Gauddam Fish." And Monsignor said, "I cooked
the Gauddam Fish."
The priest looked around in disbelief, quite shocked, and said...
"I LIKE THIS F***ING PLACE ALREADY!" |
