TPII needs "THE PLAN"
In the beginning was THE PLAN. And then came the Assumptions. But the Assumptions were without form. Thus THE PLAN was without substance. And darkness was on the face of the workers, and they spoke among themselves, saying, "It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh." And the workers went unto their Committees and said, "It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odor thereof." And the Committees went unto their Chairs, saying, "It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide it." And the Chairs went unto their Managing Partners, saying, "It is a vessell of fertilizer, and none may abide it's strength." And the Managing Partners spoke among themeselves, saying one to the another, "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong." And the Managing Partners then went unto the Executive Committee, saying unto them, "It promotes growth and is very powerful." And the Executive Committee went unto the Chairman, saying unto him, "This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the firm, with powerful effects." And the Chairman looked upon THE PLAN and saw that it was good. And THE PLAN became policy. And that is how shit happens! |
