Black & White
A young white boy goes into the living room where his father is cleaning out the fire place. The boy puts his hands in a pile of ashes and rubs them on his face. He looks at his father and says, "Look daddy...I'm a black boy."
His dad grabs him and gives the boy a good dozen whacks on the butt and says, "Boy, go show your momma!"
The sobbing boy goes into the kitchen and says, "L-look momma, I'm a black boy..." His momma kicks him hard on the shins and says, "Boy, go show your grandpa."
So the shaking, limping boy goes to see his grandpa and says, "Look Grampa, I'm a black boy." And grandpa whacks the boy upside his head and sends him back to his father.
His father says, "well, did you learn something from all of this?"
The boy nods his head and says," I sure did. I've only been a black boy for five minutes and I already hate you white people!" |
