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To: Karin who wrote (2316)8/2/1999 12:34:00 AM
From: Karin   of 2733
 
To: All employees
From: Management
Re: Rest room

In the past, employees were permitted to make trips to the rest room under informal
guidelines. Effective this date, a "Rest room Trip Policy" (RTP) will be established to
provide a consistent method of accounting for each employee's rest room time.

Under this policy, a "Rest room Trip Bank" (RTB) will be established for each employee.
The first day of each month, employees will be given a "Rest room Trip Credit" (RTC) of
20. RTCs can be accumulated from month to month.

Within two weeks, the entrance to all rest rooms are being equipped with personal
identification stations and computer linked voice recognition devices. Before the end of
March, each employee must provide the Personnel Dept. with two copies of voice prints,
one normal and one under stress. The voice print recognition will be in operation, but not
restrictive, for the rest of the month. Employees should acquaint themselves with these
stations during this period.

If an employee's RTB balance reaches zero, the doors to the rest rooms will not unlock
for that employee's voice until the first of the next month. In addition, all rest room
stalls are being equipped with timed paper roll retractors. If the stall is occupied for more
than three minutes, an alarm will sound. Thirty seconds after the alarm sounds, the roll of
paper in the stall will retract, the toilet will flush, and the stall door will open. If the stall
seat remains occupied, your picture will be taken.

The picture will then be posted in the hallways. This is being done to eliminate dilly-dalling
in the rest rooms. Anyone's picture showing up three times will be immediately terminated.

If there are any questions regarding the above policy, don't hesitate to speak with your
supervisor or the Personnel Dept.

Thank You - Management
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