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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: Bald Eagle who wrote (1356)8/3/1999 7:39:00 AM
From: Susie924   of 2380
 
Bible School

Ten year old Mikey, was asked by his mother what he had learned
in Vacation Bible School.

"Well, Mommy, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy
lines on a rescue mission to lead His Chosen People out of Egypt.
When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon
bridge and all the people walked across safely.

Then he used his cell phone to call headquarters for reinforcements.
They called in an air strike of the Israeli Air Defense to take out
the bridge and all the Israelites were saved."

"Now, Mikey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his
mother asked. "Well, no, Mom. But if I told it the way the
teacher did, you'd never believe it!"
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