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To: Rusty Johnson who wrote (1647)8/3/1999 9:27:00 AM
From: E. Charters  Read Replies (1) of 2617
 
I would like to sell a box that has no circuitry in it what so ever. Maybe a few coloured lights and a radio with a keyboard attached. Display would be a pleasant moire pattern. A soft voice would effuse effulgent praise for all your noteworthy qualities when the warm and fuzzy key was hit.

Advantages:

1. no expensive software required.

2. never crashes

3. When you are not there it works perfectly.

4. Y2K concerns minimal.

5. ease of use unsurpassed.

6. Good excuse for not finishing projects.

7. Accepts/rejects all data formats and programs equally. Works on all operating systems.

8. Backup requirements minimal.

9. Power failures a worry of the past.

10. No upgrades necessary.

11. Keeps track of your complete Somalian vacation and reservation schedule.

EC<:-}
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