Someone just teleported me AZNT's long lost "Fourth Measure of Critical Strategic Events" press release
Press Release November 31, 1998:
AMAZON NATURAL TREASURES ANNOUNCES THE FOURTH MEASURE OF CRITICAL STRATEGIC EVENTS TO INCREASE STOCKHOLDERS VALUE
LAS VEGAS--(Reference Deleted)--November 31, 1998-- Amazon Natural Treasures, Inc. (OTZ/BB:AZNT) today announced it will change its ticker symbol to ZZZZ. Michael A. Sylver, President, said "I adamantly deny the rumor we're doing this because this will allow us to not have to worry about being current with our financials until sometime during the middle of the year 2000. The real reason is I just like words that begin with the letter Z, like my favorite musical instrument the Zylophone, my favorite actress, Zena the princess warrior, and my favorite piece of office equipment, my Zerox copier." Every AZNT shareholder who sends their stock certificates back to the company will receive a genuine reproduction of the new ZZZZ certificates as well as coupons for free french fries at their local Krusty Burger.
- Jeff
Disclaimer: As the above press release was acquired via teleportation, I can't vouch for its authenticity. Additionally, there is a strong chance that the Michael A. Sylver quoted in the release is not the CEO of AZNT, but really a private individual living in Florida who used to live in Las Vegas. But, most troubling is the fact I can't find November 31 on my calendar nor any verification an "OTZ" exchange even exists. Therefore, I would urge shareholders to treat the above as nothing more than entertainment (g). |
