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Pastimes : Famous Last Words
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To: mr.mark who wrote (825)8/4/1999 10:40:00 AM
From: William Chaney  Read Replies (2) of 951
 
Here's a true one:

This Monday my wife was getting ready to get on a plane with our daughter and a group of 16 year old girls. She wanted a picture and said, "Look this way, girls." I leaned forward and said, "Tell her that you can't. You don't have enough wrinkles."

Someone else traveling with the group responded that she will testify at the coroner's inquest that I committed suicide.
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