Mansour
This one is funny, but might just get me banned again!!
A Nun joke to amuse you:
Nuns get admitted into Heaven through a special gate and are expected to
have one last confessional before they become angels.
Several nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their
last sins before they are made holy.
"And so," says St. Peter "have you ever had any contact with a penis?"
"Well," says the 1st Nun in line, "I did once just touch the tip of one
with the tip of my finger." "OK" says St. Peter, "Dip your finger in the
holy water and pass on into heaven."
The next Nun admits that "Well, yes, I did once get carried away and I, you
know, sort of massaged one a bit."
"OK" says St. Peter, "Rinse your hand in the holy water and pass on into
heaven."
Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the nuns is trying
to cut in front. "Now, now, what's going on here?" says St. Peter.
"Well, your holiness," says the Nun that is trying to improve her position
in line, "If I'm going to have to gargle that stuff, I want to do it before
Hilda sticks her arse in it!"
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