Well Jim, I am rather tired from last nights wild party at my house...
I thought is was rather appropriate that I found this little joke last night while the party was raging"
**********************************************************************
The Roommate
John invited his mother over for dinner.
During the meal, his mother couldn't help
noticing how beautiful John's roommate Julie
was. She had long been suspicious of a
relationship between John and his roommate,
and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while
watching the two interact, she started to
wonder if there was more between John and
the roommate than met the eye. Reading his
mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know
what you must be thinking, but I assure you,
Julie and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Julie came to John and
said, "Ever since your mother came to
dinner, I can't find the beautiful silver
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it,
do you?"
John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write
her a letter just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote, "Dear Mother, I'm
not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from
my house, and
I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy
ladle. But the fact remains that one has
been missing ever since you were here for
dinner."
Several days later, John received a letter
from his mother which read, "Dear Son, I'm
not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie,
and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep
with Julie. But the fact remains that if she
was sleeping in her own bed, she would have
found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom."
|
