How I feel this morning waiting for trading to resume!
I have this golf story.
A golfer and his wife were playing together on the 9th hole where there was this big castle along the fairway.
The man warn his wife to be very careful with her drive.
Naturally, the lady hits the ball and it goes directly into a castle window and breaks it.
Both go to the castle to apologize for the incident.
Entering into the castle, they're surprise to see a man sitting on a coach with a turban around his head, dressed like Allibaba, waiting for them.
They politely introduce themselves and apologize and excuses for breaking the window.
The man with a turban says: "No, No, don't apologize, I'm really happy of what just happened."
"You see, I'm a genie and when the ball went through the window it also hit the jar where I was held prisoner for the last 3000 years."
"Since you've delivered me, I can grant you three wishes."
One for each of you and I'll keep the third one for myself.
Husband says: " I want to be the best golf player in the world."
Granted said the Genie, from now on you're going to win every golf game you'll play.
Wife said: " I want to be a millionaire and have a lot of residences around the world."
Granted, said the Genie. It's already in your account.
Then the husband ask: What is going to be your wish, Genie?
Genie: " Well, being prisoner of a jar for the last 3000 years, I haven't slept with a woman since then. I'd like to sleep with your wife."
Husband and wife talk together and finally come to the conclusion that it is a very small price to pay for what they were granted.
So the woman goes in the room and sleep with the Genie.
After making love with the woman, the Genie asks her:
"What is your husband's age?"
She answers: "Well, 36 years old. But why do you ask?
And he still believes in Genie! And start laughing.
Happy trading
Armand |
