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To: Zbyte who wrote (1370)	8/5/1999 10:49:00 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) of 2380

College Football.... Well Duh... The huge college freshman figured he'd try out for the football team. "Can you tackle?" asked the coach. "Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. "Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?" "Of course I can run," said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash. "Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?" The freshman rolled his eyes, hesitated for a few seconds... "Well, sir," he said, "if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."

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