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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: Zbyte who wrote (1376)8/5/1999 9:38:00 PM
From: Susie924  Read Replies (2) of 2380
 
Four ladies are sitting around playing Mah Jongg. The first lady
>says, "You know girls, I have known you all for a long time and there is
>something I must get off my chest. I am a kleptomaniac. But don't worry,
>I
>have never stolen from you and I never will; we have been friends for too
>
>long."
>
>One of the other women says, "Well, since we are having a true
>confessions
>here, I am a nymphomaniac; but don't worry, I have not hit on your
>husbands.
>They don't interest me and never will. We have been friends for too
>long."
>
>Well, says the third lady, "I too must confess something. The reason that
>I
>never married is that I'm a lesbian; but don't worry, I will not hit on
>you.
>You are not my type. We have been friends too long for me to ruin our
>friendship."
>
>The fourth lady stands up and says, "I have a confession to make also. I
>am a
>yenta. Now please excuse me. I have some phone calls to make."
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