Hillary is waiting at the pearly gates and St. Peter comes up and says, I know you were somebody down on Earth, but you are just like everyone else up here,so you will have to wait your turn."
Hillary takes a seat and notices this wall covered with clocks. She also notices that every now and then, different clocks jump 15 minutes ahead in time.
When St. Peter returns, Hillary says, "What's with all the clocks?"
St. Peter replies, "Well, each clock represents a man back on Earth."
Hillary asks, "Why is it that some of the clocks skip ahead 15 minutes?"
Every time a clock skips, that means that a man has either lied or committed adultery," answers St. Peter.
"Which one is my husband's clock?" inquires Hillary.
"God has that one in his office," answers St. Peter. "He uses it as a ceiling fan." |
