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Pastimes : SIGNS THE APOCALYPSE IS NEAR.....
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To: JakeStraw who wrote (154)3/29/1997 2:25:00 AM
From: Robert Graham   of 177
 
Proof of the coming apocalypse (true stories):

1. My new cat in the middle of my living room jumps straight up while keeping all four legs pointed down with rope in mouth in its attepmts to throw the rope in the air. Has not figured out that it needs to open its mouth to let the rope go. So it comes back down with the rope still in its mouth. This goes on for a half an hour.
2. This one guy, a stranger, walked by me at a stop light, uncontrollably cackling and biting down on his hand at the same time, while he was starting at me as we walked across the street together. I thought I had something like a booger hanging out of my nose. Very embarassing!
3. A young lady stole my briefcase. I went after her into a bar. I found her dancing with this REALLY BIG guy. She pointed to me and this REALLY BIG man gave me this REALLY MEAN stare. I smiled. I waved at him. I left.
4. I had a smaller dog (a terrier) that would hold its head down and run as fast as it can to hit a big dog in its side. After the big dog was knocked down trying to breathe, my dog would steal its ball. I would quickly take my dog home with the big dog's owner staring in surprise after me.

I can remember more, but I think this is a start! :)

Bob Graham
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