My first choice is Spike. I like that. And Overlord of Sector 4.
That would be good. Spike, the Overlord of Sector 4.
Nah, that's too long of a name. Way too long. Too hard to learn to write. Give the kid a complex. Not good.
It would take the teacher to long to say that in school,too. That's stupid.
Whoever heard a teacher go, "Bobby, Janice, Billy, Eddie, Spike the Overlord of Sector 4, Peggy..."
Plus, you couldn't get all that on a thermos. You could probably only get like Spike the Overlor or something.
Not to mention the socks.
OK, how about Lord of Poo? Nah, that probably wouldn't be so good.
OK, let's see, uh, Killer. Nah, that's a girly name.
OK, Ed. That's simple.
Two letters. Ed.
Wait. Wait.
I got it.
Steve.
Steve McKie.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Nah, that sounds too much like Steve McQueen.
OK. Hold on, I'm thinking.
OK. Sargeant Giganto.
No. CAPTAIN Giganto.
Cappy.
Cool. That's good.
Captain Giganto.
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