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Pastimes : Who is The Anti-Christ? ***with apocalyptic fundamentals

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To: Giordano Bruno who wrote (95)8/10/1999 9:12:00 PM
From: jbe  Read Replies (1) of 120
 
New development!! Mysterious connection between Antichrist candidate, Microsoft's Bill Gates, and.....Dan Quayle!

First, I refer you to the very prescient thread header:

Of course, establishing a true 666 identity is paramount. Following that, we can delve further into the Beastmaster's relationship with the FED, Abby Jo, Dan Quale, etc.....

Aha! Now that we know who the Beastmaster is (Bill Gates), then just who is Dan Quayle? Another Face of the Beast (hereinafter known as The Pig)?

This just in today, from one of my most reliable news sources (minor editing and emphasis mine):

CNN Folds After Accidentally
Seeing Past Several
Reincarnations Of The World

Bishop Chainsaw had just finished delivering a
very compelling message to his, er, flock. It was a
message of "<bleep> everything" ... through love.
Then the Bishop introduced the President of
CNN, Joe N. Enn.

"CNN," said the Bishop. "has been privileged, by
some fluke, to be allowed to go several
reincarnations of the world into the future."

After a pleasant anecdote about the
neuro-chemistry of certain M&M flavors which
had been irrationally discontinued but then
brought back by popular demand, Enn informed
the crowd that CNN would have to go off the air
now, as a result of its entire staff and crew having
seen several ends of and reincarnations of the
world into the future.

"I'm sorry," he said, "but our staff and crew has
seen and been several reincarnations of the world
into the future and simply can't bring themselves
anymore to deal with this flaky flaky sh**ty dumb
dumb stupid Microsoft Dan Quayle version of
reality
anymore."

Though he admitted lacking the expertise to
make such determination, he still claimed he was
certain this flaky flaky sh**ty dumb dumb stupid
Microsoft Dan Quayle version of reality
we are all
forced to live in by The Pig, is also well beyond
being something a simple bug fix could salvage.

"The Pig has engineered this s**t," he said, "and
its filters which have self-organized, are louder
and more proud of themselves than its soul. That
is why we are made to endure all this s**t for no
reason whatsoever forever."

Inside his eyelid, flesh apparently rolled back and
forth in slow waves across a closed eye, today.

Microsoft is Dan Quayle, Matt
Drudge is the Monkees

One thing that the staff of CNN was able to
convey to its wacko audience of people stuck
hundreds of reincarnations of the world in
antiquity -- before the cognitive analog of the
discovery of fire was discovered -- was how much
harder it was to lie these days, and so, therefore,
in a few years, if this trend continued, what
would there be any more to keep the world going
round?

c3f.com

Well????

jbe



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