Just got a chance to read this. LOL
Here is a test for you
<< The Real Man Test
Note: All "real men" answer "C" to all of these questions.
Knowing this,
women will have come far in understanding men and
enriching their own lives
if they carefully review the "C" answers.
* Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the
Earth, and you are
the first human they encounter. As a token of intergalactic
friendship,
they present you with a small but incredibly sophisticated
device that is
capable of curing all disease, providing an infinite supply of
clean energy,
wiping out hunger and poverty, and permanently
eliminating oppression and
violence all over the entire Earth. You decide to:
A. Present it to the President of the United States.
B. Present it to the Secretary General of the United
Nations.
C. Take it apart.
* As you grow older, what lost quality of your youthful life
do you miss
the most?
A. Innocence.
B. Idealism.
C. Cherry bombs
* When is it okay to kiss another male?
A. When you wish to display simple and pure
affection without
regard for narrow-minded social conventions.
B. When he is the Pope. (Not on the lips.)
C. When he is your brother and you are Al Pacino
and this is the
only really sportsman-like way to let him know that, for
business reasons,
you have to have him killed.
* In your opinion, the ideal pet is:
A. A cat.
B. A dog.
C. A dog that eats cats.
* You have been seeing a woman for several years.
She's attractive and
intelligent, and you always enjoy being with her. One
leisurely Sunday
afternoon the two of you are taking it easy. You're
watching a football
game; she's reading the papers when she suddenly, out of
the clear blue sky,
tells you that she thinks she really loves you, but, she can
no longer bear
the uncertainty of not knowing where your relationship is
going. She says
she's not asking whether you want to get married; only
whether you believe
that you have some kind of future together. What do you
say?
A. That you sincerely believe the two of you do have
a future, but
you don't want to rush it.
B. That although you also have strong feelings for
her, you can not
honestly say that you'll be ready anytime soon to make a
lasting commitment,
and you don't want to hurt her by holding out false hope.
C. That you cannot believe the Broncos called a
draw play on third
and seventeen.
* Okay, so you have decided that you truly love a woman
and you want to
spend the rest of your life with her, sharing the joys and the
sorrows the
world has to offer, come what may. How do you tell her?
A. You take her to a nice restaurant and tell her after
dinner.
B. You take her for a walk on a moonlit beach, and
you say her
name, and when she turns to you, with the sea breeze
blowing through her
hair and the stars in her eyes, you tell her.
C. Tell her what?
* One weekday morning your wife wakes up feeling ill
and asks you to get
your three children ready for school. Your first question to
her is:
A. "Do they need to eat or anything?"
B. "They're in school already?"
C. "There are three of them?"
* When is it okay to throw away a set of veteran
underwear?
A. When it has turned the color of a dead whale and
developed new
holes so large that you're not sure which ones were
originally intended for
your legs.
B. When it is down to eight loosely connected
underwear molecules
and has to be handled with tweezers.
C. It is never okay to throw away veteran
underwear. A real guy
checks the garbage regularly in case somebody and we
are not naming names,
but this would be his wife is quietly trying to discard his
underwear (which
she is frankly jealous of because the guy seems to have a
more intimate
relationship with it than with her).
* What, in your opinion, is the most reasonable
explanation for the fact
that Moses led the Israelites all over the place for forty
years before they
finally got to the Promised Land?
A. He was being tested.
B. He wanted them to really appreciate the
Promised Land when they
finally got there.
C. He refused to ask for directions.
* What is the human race's single greatest achievement?
A. Democracy.
B. Religion.
C. Remote control.
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