cOUSIN SHORTY Announces Entry Into E-Commerce Arena On Obscure Rim Planet
[August 3, 1999 Batguanowire] cOUSIN SHORTY, of the Noyle Cutting Shorty family, announced today that he has entered the cyber-commerce arena with an exclusive line of nutritional supplements available only on his personal web site.
The web site is located on an obscure rim planet know locally as "Earth".
"DonE COMe oover HEAr, Most of these PeBBLEs are NUTTy Mammals, and BESIDes you CAN order on THE INTERNEt! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!1", said cOUSIN SHORTY.
"I an beside mysElf with AdministratioN!", he went on, "THe five THousdand Dollar T-Shirt dint make ONE sale, an My cousin and I needEd some way to Pay for All this TUNA that Sid is Eating so I said To MYSLEf, Self, I saID, Why not SEll these pebbles some Good FlamfooZY suPPLEMENTs to mike there lIfes Butter! And sew THat is what I did!"
The supplements, which have the approval of the FDA (Flamfoozy Drug Administration) and are sold only on the Internet on Earth, which is also used by such companies as Reptron Electronics [NASDAQ: REPT], Microsoft [NASDAQ: MSFT], America on Line [NYSE: AOL], Advanced Micro Devices [NYSE: AMD], Cisco Systems [NASDAQ: CSCO], Mark VII Inc. [NASDAQ: MVII], Foink Outdoor Sports Products [NASDAQ: TURF], Teeny Tiny Weenies [NASDAQ: BIZW], Hair Spray Torch Industries [NASDAQ: POOF] , Dillweed Dental Services and Hype, Inc. [NASDAQ: JEFF], Mighty Miz Stock Analysis [NASDAQ: RONG], Tom's Country Songs [NYSE: HIT], 666 Cut and Paste Mini-Productions [NASDAQ: EMIL], Brad's Hot Dogs [NASDAQ: KOOL], Jeff's Hang Glider Manufacturing [NYSE: YOW], Ft. Bob's Cyber Bail Bonds: [SPAM], Shell Research Associates [NASDAQ: RITE], Big Dog's Lame Sites [NASDAQ: DUMP], Winston Resources [NYSE: WRS], Sid's Scientific Experiments {ASE: SID], HurtMeMistress.com [NASDAQ: PAIN], Auric Holdings Ltd. [NYSE: AH], Watson Art Design [NASDAQ: LAFF], and Lather.Rinse.Repeat. [NASDAQ: WASH], will generate massive amounts of cash for tuna, hopes cOUSIN SHORTY.
cOUSIN SHORTY says that his new products are all available on his web site if you click on the button that says "SHORTY SHOP".
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