Meeker/Blodget/Crystal ball predict AOL $200. Greenspan is foolish, Beige Book Proved it. The best he can do is admit he overdid it, and at the last moment give no increase, or start unleashing liquity for the Year2000 (Y2K) computer divide by zero worldwide computer crash fears that may not hurt the US directly, but in the 2nd and 3rd world are bound to wreck havoc on financial and military computer networks, including nations that use a different calendar, and have to convert their day codes through our computer chips into their "New Years" which means that there will be at least 4 different Y2K crises around the world. For the real fearful, this means just as you think its safe to come out of your grandparents old nuclear fall out shelter, bang, bang, we're all dead again. Anyway, they should have bought NEOM adaptec year2000 bug fixer tools. For me, I'll be enjoying AOL hitting $200. Any buying every $1, to $5 increment all the way up, in blocks of 1000...wish I could do it in standard 10,000 blocks but I have to save the rest of my money for wine, women and song, the rest I just wasted.
I am,
Truly yours,
-Crystal ball
P.S. I am always long, never wrong, and never caught dead coming up short. |
