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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: Susie924 who wrote (1426)8/12/1999 10:52:00 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 2380
 
This woman goes into a funeral home to make
arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the
director that she wants her husband to be buried in a
dark blue suit.

He asks, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the
black suit that he's wearing?"

But she insists that it must be a blue suit and gives
him a blank check to buy one.

When she comes back for the wake, she sees her husband
in the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit.
She tells the director how much she loves the suit and
asks how much it cost. He says, "Actually, it didn't
cost anything. The funniest thing happened. As soon
as you left, another corpse was brought in, this one
wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about
the same size, and asked the other widow if she would
mind if her husband were buried in a black suit. She
said that was fine with her. So... I switched the
heads"
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